Sunday 16 March 2008

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Taxi Driver

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulls up, he puts his suitcase in the front taxi-driver where he wants to go, the driver asks him, "Where can I take you, Mr. Doyle?" Doyle is flabbergasted. He asks the driver whether he knows him by sight. The driver says, "No, sir, I have never seen you before." The puzzled Doyle asks him what makes him think that he is Conan Doyle. The driver replies, "This morning's paper had a story about you being on vacation in Marseilles. This is the taxi stand where people who return from Marseilles always come to. Your skin color tells me you have been on vacation. The ink-spot on your right index finger suggests to me that you are a writer. Your clothing is very English, and not French. Adding up all those pieces of information, I deduce that you are Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."
Doyle says, "This is a truly amazing deduction. You are a real-life counter-part to my fictional creation, Sherlock Holmes."
"There is one other thing," the driver says.
"What is that?" Doyle asks.
"YOur name," the driver replies, "is on the front of your suitcase."

Final Forewell

A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family: "To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well, you are wrong. Hi Dan!"

Wednesday 12 March 2008

SEOContest2008 Tsunami

Losing My seocontest2008 blog because seocontest2008 tsunami

The original image come from PhotoshopContest, Tsunami Alert

Monday 10 March 2008

Support and link my seocontest2008 now or die !!!

Support and link my seocontest2008 now or die !!!

I will drubs you all seocontest2008 contestants...

I will drubs you... all seocontest2008 contestants...........

Saturday 8 March 2008

Can I No.1 in seocontest2008 ?

I'm blogging that!!!

Blogging Fodder

Mafia's Accountant

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, enters a room to meet his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is!"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant the same question. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the @#!* money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "Okay, Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Were you ever arrested?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered no to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "Why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it: "Never got caught."

One-Armed Bandit

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Wednesday 5 March 2008

My "Seocontest2008" order in Google.com

Now yes in 71th order on page 16, really difficult to get the top 100 or 10 :)
Please support me and link my site in your site :) thank you so much

This is screenshot of my "seocontest2008" order :)

seocontest2008, winner or loser?

seocontest2008, what do you want? winner or loser?

you LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just learn about search engine optimization :)
To uncle Pogung177 & Friends - Seocontest2008 Good Luck :) bravo....

Tuesday 4 March 2008

Top 5 seocontest2008 (temporary)

Seocontest2008 is very hard, all people ambitious to be no.1 and to be winner of seocontest2008, this is top 5 "seocontest2008" site (temporary):

(update hourly)
  1. www.seocontest2008.com
  2. seocontest2008.uk.com
  3. www.seocontest2008-sphere.com
  4. seocontest2008.org
  5. www.pogung177.com/seocontest2008


Monday 3 March 2008

seocontest2008

The UK Webmaster World Community have launched an international seo contest and the winner will receive $1000 and each 3 runners up will get $100. :)

I have joined search engine optimization contest "seocontest2008" by UK Webmaster World SEO Contest and I found in UKWW Forum SEO Contest

Contest begun on 1st of February 2008 and ended on the 1st of April at 1pm, United Kingdom time. :)

Please link to me :) thanks friends

Good Luck "seocontest2008" contestants :)

seocontest2008 My Dear Forehead

One night I was worried sick because I still didn't have the money to pay the last installment of my course fee and attending about seocontest2008. And the deadline was the nextday! After scrounging around among all my belongings, including my piggy bank, I was relieved to find some money in my binder. So the next day, I went to my course to pay the fee. After getting the receipt I thought happily, "Well, everything is OK now." Apparently I was too happy to see the glass door in front of me. And "Wham!" I crashed against the door. Everyone in the room could hear the sound and started to grin at me. the office clerk hollered in, "Oh my God! Please be careful!" I walked out feeling totally freaked out, complete with a swollen and red forehead.

Sunday 2 March 2008

Search Engine Optimization



Search Engine Optimization is something you should consider before submitting your website to the search engines. A well optimized website can bring lots of visitors to your website from the search engines. SEO is the process of modifying your web page to get better rankings with the search engines. One thing you should consider is how to use meta tags and keywords, although this is not as important as it used to be. If possible
it is best if you use your top keywords in your domain name. Then you should provide content and meta tags based on your top keywords.

seocontest2008 burger


These tips and advice are intended for everyone, irrespective of experience levels. I sincerely hope that these articles can be of some value to you and that it may be the start of a creative and rewarding new hobby.

Making seocontest2008 Hamburgers tip #1: If you want the very best tasting seocontest2008 burger all your ingredients must be of the highest quality, point. That includes the meat, herbs, spices, veg, bread roll, mayo and anything else you might be adding. Here I would strongly recommend grinding the meat of your choice yourself or alternatively have a butcher coarse grind it specifically for you.

If you are on a tight budget a burger offers excellent value and potential. Great taste, healthy, endless options and economical too. You will go far to beat the value a burger offers.

Tougher cuts of meat are cheaper but not necessarily less flavourful. You might have to sacrifice a coarse grind but when the meat is fine ground the toughness goes and the flavour stays. Look out for cuts of beef that are on sale and compare the prices to the cost of the pre-ground meat. The quality will inevitably be better than that of pre-ground beef and many butchers will grind the meat for you at no extra cost.

Chicken and lean pork are great alternatives, always tender, tasty and generally a lot cheaper than beef. They both make healthy and great tasting seocontest2008 burgers.

Keywords seocontest2008

Be sure to use the keyword phrases of seocontest2008 that you also used in the copy of your page, title tag, meta description, and other tags. Do not use multiple instances of the same tag. For example, using more than one title tag. Search engines can detect this and view it as spam. Do not use any keywords in your keywords seocontest2008 meta tag that do not directly relate to the content of your page. Always ensure that whatever terms you place in your Meta keyword tag also appear in the body of copy. You do not want to be considered a spammer. The only exception that can be made here is for common misspellings of a word. They can add a small boost to your Internet traffic, as not everyone was a spelling bee champion in grade school. Make sure you accurately describe the content of your page while trying to entice visitors to click on your listing. Include 3-4 of your most important keyword phrases of seocontest2008. Especially those used in your Title tag and page copy. Each page of your site should have it's own title tag with it's own seocontest2008 keywords that related to the page that it appears on.

Saturday 1 March 2008

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